If I ever have a son I will dress him in velcro shoes until he is 18 and I no longer have full responsibility for him.
Or I will have to buy him one of these.
I am amazed at the number of children (mainly boys, I hate to say) at school who can't tie their own shoelaces with a secure knot so their shoelaces aren't tripping them up or their shoes aren't flying off every five minutes.
I think my phrase for this week will be '(Child's name)...Feet...SHOELACES!' while I menacingly stare downwards at the child's evil shoes!